"To Whom It May Concern:
Due to a series of unrelated incidences this afternoon, I would like to make a few things clear for some of you recruits:
-Twerking is not a form of training, Sasha.
-Beat boxing will not scare off titans, though it will scare off any chance of you getting laid, Jean.
-You cannot propose to everyone in the Recon Corps you lay eyes on and not expect someone to take you up on the offer, Reiner.
-We will not be making “I didn’t chose the thug life, the thug life chose me” the Recon Corps’ motto, Connie.