pulpofiction: writing a kiss, tips for everybody whatever the hell you’re doing with tongue,...

pulpofiction:

writing a kiss, tips for everybody

1. whatever the hell you’re doing with tongue, stop
2. invade, fight for dominance, and wrestle are literally the worst descriptors ever in the whole entire world of talking about kissing
3. tongues do not roam and they do not go exploring they are like TIDES they come forward a little bit and then maybe recede a little bit EVEN IN FRENCHING
4. most kissing action actually happens with the lips GO FIGURE??
5. kissing is really awkward you get noses bumping everywhere and sometimes saliva all over your chin or theirs, please keep this in mind, only the chastest kisses are clean and neat
6. really aggressive tongue is really an acquired taste not gonna lie (L O L)
7. Avoid scientific clinical words like probe for the love of god
8. if you’ve ever listened to a kiss you know it sounds really gross with all the sucking and smacking breathy moans and hums are the way to go
9. No one pays enough attention to the lips imho y’all are so damn focused on tongues